{"id":44,"date":"2008-01-18T21:04:23","date_gmt":"2008-01-19T05:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toastersocks.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/18\/epiglottis\/"},"modified":"2008-01-18T21:04:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-19T05:04:23","slug":"epiglottis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Epiglottis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my epiglottis is misbehaving and I have some really bad hiccups that won&#8217;t go away. I tried all the tricks and they refuse to stop. What the heck, man&#8230; What a useless bodily function.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/modern-fart21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"284\" alt=\"modern fart2\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/modern-fart2-thumb1.jpg\" width=\"339\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A visual representation of what some bodily functions will look like in the future. In the future, visual representations won&#8217;t just be representations; they will be for reals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my epiglottis is misbehaving and I have some really bad hiccups that won&#8217;t go away. I tried all the tricks and they refuse to stop. What the heck, man&#8230; What a useless bodily function. &nbsp; A visual representation of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/?p=44\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.toastersocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}